The Super Universe Leveling Game

2How to play at the wedding has always been a controversial topic. Some people said it was tradition, while others said it was a bad habit. Actually, Dongfang Qingyu felt that this thing was just like a joke. When the fire was in place, it was also possible to make a bigger joke. It was possible to go at high speeds, but if the fire was not in place, he still had to pay attention to the scale.    

    

Apart from this, people's personalities also had a lot to do with it. There were some people who innately loved to mess around and play around. No matter how crazy they played, they could accept it, without any restrictions. There were some people who weren't like this, unable to joke around. At this time, they should restrain themselves a bit.    

    

Of course, the identity of the person who was joking also had a lot to do with it. For example, if the richest man in China drove a car and talked about jokes, no one would think that it was too much. They would only feel that it was interesting and frivolous. If it was a loser who drove on the highway... Then he would be despised by others.    

    

Everything would depend on the occasion.    

    

The biggest benefit of a bridesmaid was to receive red packets. At this moment... The bridesmaid's character was very important. It was not uncommon for an overly greedy bridesmaid to ruin a wedding. It was very difficult to manage relationships, but when it was destroyed, it was a matter of minutes.    

    

Blocking the door was also a matter of skill. One could not block the door by force, or the way one ate would be too ugly.    

    

"Stop patting, stop patting. You can enter the door if you want to. However, you have to answer a few questions first. Our bride is beautiful and beautiful. She is gentle and generous. She is not something you stinky men can casually look at. Not to mention marrying her home. It would be too exaggerated to kill six generals after five difficulties. But no matter what, I have to show my sincerity. " Zhang Lu'er shouted loudly: "Is the groom ready yet?"    

    

"Bring it on, the groom has been preparing for 33 years, quite ample." These words should have been said by the groomsman, causing a burst of laughter.    

    

"Isn't the groomsman only 32 years old? Why did he prepare for another year?" One of them asked.    

    

"You should know how difficult it is for men nowadays. So, when the groom is still in his mother's womb, when he knows that he is a man, he starts to prepare for his future marriage. What is this called?" The best man said.    

    

"Stupid bird flies first!" Someone said, causing another round of laughter.    

    

"You can insult me!" The groom, who was originally a little nervous, was interrupted. He relaxed a little and shouted at the door, "Beautiful bridesmaids inside, please show mercy. Don't give such a difficult question. No matter how well prepared I am, in front of Teacher Zhu, I am still just a student. I can't compare to Teacher Zhu. "    

    

"Aiyo, you even know that you are a student. Look at how bold you are. You aren't studying seriously, yet you have set your sights on a teacher." Luo Mengmeng said.    

    

"The bridesmaid doesn't know. The groom has his eyes on the teacher precisely because he wants to study. Isn't there a saying? If you want to learn, you must first sleep with the teacher. If you want to learn well, you have to rub it with your master often!" He was still the groomsman from before, and he was very good at playing. Another burst of laughter rang out from outside.    

    

Zhang Lu'er and Luo Mengmeng both spat in a low voice. Dongfang Qingyu noticed that... Inside the room, the bride Zhu Yan Dan, who was sitting on the bed, twisted her thighs a few times. He didn't know if she had thought of some beautiful scene, but she was a little restless. Because she was covered by a red cloth, she did not know how her sitting posture was. In fact, the wedding dress wasn't smoothened. One side was more, the other side was less. When she was not moving, it was nothing. She twisted a few times. The one side of the wedding dress that was missing opened a little, revealing her snow white thighs again. Her skin was not sure if it was naturally smooth or if it was due to maintenance, but it was even smoother than the white wedding dress. It was as if it was creamy. It was in stark contrast to the black color that was being pulled.    

    

Although Dongfang Qingyu was a member of the family, he was still a man and was not suitable to block the door. He was not familiar with the other two students of Zhu Yan Dan, Hu Qiang Qiang and Uncle Song Jun. Both of their attention was focused on the beauty. If he ignored him, he naturally would not do anything that would cause him to blush. Therefore, he stood at the back.    

    

Unexpectedly, from his position, he could see a hint of spring in the room. He also knew that it wasn't appropriate to do this, but there was also a strange stimulation.    

    

In the past, it was always women who looked at him. Although his woman was shy, she was actually willing to do so in her heart. Zhu Yan Dan was different. She was someone else's wife. As the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine. A concubine is better at stealing...    

    

While he was indulging in his thoughts, Zhang Lu'er had already started to ask questions.    

    

"The first question. State the bride's birthday. The main point is the lunar calendar. You can't check your phone. The answer time is 10 seconds. Countdown begins!"    

    

This question was not difficult, the groom easily answered it.    

    

"The second question, state the bride's ID number, phone number, and private account number. You can't look at your phone. The answer time is 20 seconds. Countdown begins."    

    

As for the ID number, as long as you grasp the pattern, it would be easier to remember. The first few were related to the province, and then the date of birth. The biggest difference was the last four. The groom was quite thoughtful. He remembered them all, but when it came to the phone number, it was stuck.    

    

The number was stored in the phone, but what was noted was the name. When he made the call, he only looked at the name. Who would look at the number? Since he couldn't answer, he could only stuff red packets as punishment.    

    

Such a question could only be answered by the groom alone. The best man could only watch helplessly, but he couldn't do anything about it.    

    

"Third question, listen up. How does the groom usually address the bride? Tell me at least 10 types." With the red packet in hand, Zhang Lu'Er and Luo Mengmeng were very happy. The question also became simple.    

    

As long as it wasn't a straight man, he could pass this question. No matter what the groom said, it was always right, because there was no way to verify it.    

    

The bride could prove it, but it was clear that the bride was helping the groom. The groom was quite generous. Although he answered correctly, he still stuffed a red packet in to express his gratitude.    

    

"Best girl, please be lenient on the next question. Our groom has no experience in getting married for the first time. He's so nervous that he's trembling." One of the groomsmen teased while the others laughed.    

    

"Don't worry, this is also our first time being a bridesmaid. We also have no experience. Everyone is the same. " Luo Mengmeng giggled. "We thought we should open the door after three questions. From what you guys said, there's still one more question. We'll reluctantly come up with another question. "    

    

Wails immediately sounded from outside the door.    

    

"Listen up, the last question. As the saying goes, not only does life have to have a sense of ceremony, it also has to have a little sentiment. In order to verify whether the groom is a positive, optimistic person, our topic is to tell a joke. If the groom tells a joke, it must be laughed at by everyone. If there's one person who doesn't laugh, it doesn't count." Zhang Lu Er said. This problem can be said to be able to attack and defend, and can be said to be letting the groom go. It could also be said that he was making things difficult for others. Everything depended on how the groom dealt with it.    

    

"The best girl is indeed kind. What a joke! This is the ultimate skill of our groom!" The best men were still very cooperative.    

    

"Listen up everyone, I'm going to start." The groom pondered for a few seconds and said, "Speaking of which, there's a couple. My wife said, from the day we got married until now, you've only touched me nine times in total. Are you f * cking out there? My husband said, Wife, if you can't do it, we'll leave. I haven't slept since we got married yesterday afternoon. Please let me sleep for a while! "    

    

"Hahahaha..." As soon as the groom finished speaking, the door burst into laughter, and everyone teased the groom.    

    

"Is this a precautionary measure?"    

    

"That's a bit cruel!"    

    

... "Nine times a night!"    

    

...    

    

"Too yellow, no, let's change to another one!" Zhang Lu Er spat. Luo Mengmeng's face was full of smiles, but she held it in. As for the two male students in the room, Hu Qiang Qiang and Song Shu Jun, they looked at the room. The bride Zhu Yan Dan's shoulders trembled slightly. She must have had a hard time holding it in.    

    

"Okay, one more!" The groom also seemed to feel that this scene was too good. He had a feeling that he could not do it. He secretly cursed himself for losing his mind and quickly made up for it.    

    

"A certain university student was traveling and accidentally entered the deep mountains. He got lost. He took out his phone and called the police. "Hello, is it 110? We were trapped in the mountains. "    

    

"Then let's sleep for a while." The police replied.    

    

"Hey! Hey!"    

    

He actually died... "    

    

The groom had a good glib tongue, and he had a good grasp of the rhythm and tone of the jokes. It was a vivid scene where he could easily lead the way for everyone. Laughter rang out from outside the door once again.    

    

Inside the room, Zhang Lu Er and Luo Mengmeng held back their laughter. It was rare for Professor Li to reveal a trace of a smile.    

    

"This joke of yours is quite normal, but it lacks the impulse to make people laugh. It's not good enough. Say another one. Since you have already said two, you can ask for help, as long as you can make everyone laugh out loud. Even if you pass." Luo Mengmeng said.    

    

Speaking of which, Guan Yu's arm was shot by a poisonous arrow. Hua Tuo scraped his bones to treat the poison. Guan Yu asked Hua Tuo, "Doctor, this bit of injury won't affect my sex life, right?" Hua Tuo thought for a while and said, "About this, it depends on which hand you're used to using." This was the help of one of the groomsmen.    

    

"Pfft!"    

    

A wave of laughter. Although it wasn't loud laughter, it was still considered to have passed. Zhang Lu Er opened the door. The groom was very smart. He held a bunch of red packets in his hand and sent them whenever he saw someone.    

    

The groomsmen held cigarettes and sweets in their hands, and everyone handed them over. In the midst of the bustle, Zhang Lu Er suddenly screamed. Everyone instantly looked at her, only to see her face turn red. She was embarrassed to say to everyone: "Twisted for a bit, it's fine!"    

    

"Are you alright!?" Luo Mengmeng quickly supported her. She clearly saw a trace of anger and shame flash across her eyes when she lowered her head.    

    

"I'm fine!" Zhang Lu'er smiled and forced herself to take a few steps back, distancing herself from one of the groomsmen.    

    

"Are you really alright? Do you want to take him to the hospital? " The groom's name was Wang Shunxiu. He had a very quiet name and was 170cm tall. He was slightly plump and weighed more than 175kg.    

    

He wore a black suit, and his tie was a festive red color. He had short hair, and his skin was fair. He looked very energetic. He looked at Zhang Lu Er with concern.    

    

It wasn't good to go to the hospital during these days, but if he was injured, he couldn't care about anything else. Zhang Lu Er came to Chongqing the night before yesterday to have dinner and supper together. Wang Shunxiu knew her.    

    

"It's really nothing. I only twisted it a little, but it didn't hurt her bones. Quickly go and pick up the bride. Our bride can't wait anymore." Zhang Lu Er looked up, and her face had already returned to normal.    

    

"Da Gang, you are in charge of taking care of Lu Er. You have to be careful. If something happens, I will ask you. Lu Er, if you have any questions, just look for Da Gang. He is my childhood friend... A very enthusiastic person." Without waiting for Zhang Lu Er to refuse, Wang Shunxiu brought the other groomsmen into the room. The bride was the main point of the day.    

    

The bride could not be left alone to deal with the group of groomsmen. After confirming that Zhang Lu'er was fine, Luo Mengmeng went in. When Li Hongdou was about to go in, Dongfang Qingyu pulled her. Li Hongdou stopped and turned her head to look at him with doubt in her eyes.    

    

"Be careful, I saw that groomsman attacking Zhang Lu Er's chest just now." Dongfang Qingyu pointed at the most burly best man in a silver suit. If he wore sunglasses, he would immediately be the bodyguard of the big shot in the movie. His face was tough and his lines were clear. He was not handsome, but he was full of vigor. He gave off a very righteous feeling.    

    

There were only three bridesmaids, and naturally, there were only three groomsmen. Da Gang, the bodyguard, and finally the last one. He was thin and wore glasses. He was gentle and cultured. He was 172cm tall. A suit would only be called a suit if he wore it. He was the most ordinary of them all. But after wearing the suit, ... He was the most eye-catching one outside.    

    

The bride found three beautiful bridesmaids. They were all rare, but because Zhu Yan Dan was outstanding, she wouldn't be suppressed by the bridesmaids. Wang Shunxiu was different. He felt that his three groomsmen were here to ruin the scene.    

    

Da Gang's name was rather vulgar. However, he was handsome and could score at least 70 points. Compared to Wang Shunxiu, who had passed, the rate of him turning back was not small.    

    

The bespectacled man and the bodyguard man's appearances were similar to Wang Shunxiu's. However, one of them was refined, introverted, and had an aura of superiority. The other was tall and had a physique that surpassed Wang Shunxiu's.    

    

When the four of them were compared, Wang Shunxiu was unable to find any advantages. It was unknown what he was thinking. It couldn't be purely because they had a good relationship, right? Dongfang Qingyu didn't believe that there were only these three people in his circle of friends.    

    

"En!" Li Hongdou nodded, indicating that she understood and walked in.    

    

"Let me do it!" Dongfang Qingyu had blocked Da Gang's path. Perhaps it was because of the chest attack, Zhang Lu'Er had also developed a resistance toward Da Gang. Seeing him walk over, she quickly retreated.    

    

Because of that, Dongfang Qingyu took the initiative to go over and help. Otherwise, he would not be meddling in other people's business. He smiled and pointed to the room. "Let's first welcome the bride. There are many more opportunities for us."    

    

"Yes, then take good care of this beautiful bridesmaid." Da Gang held back his displeasure and forced a smile onto his face. He was not sure about the relationship between Dongfang Qingyu and Zhang Lu Er. Seeing Zhang Lu Er rejecting him but not rejecting Dongfang Qingyu, he naturally felt that the two of them were close. He wanted to have some relationship with Zhang Lu Er. However, Dongfang Qingyu had intervened. He didn't have a chance, so he entered the room unhappily.    

    

"Pay attention to yourself!" Dongfang Qingyu reminded her and went into the room. He was worried about Li Hongdou. The bridesmaids had the right to block the door. After the door opened, the bridesmaids were at a disadvantage. The bridesmaids had the upper hand. They played some games and ate the bridesmaids' tofu.    

    

Zhang Lu Er was stunned for a moment, and then she realized what had just happened. Dongfang Qingyu saw it. She felt a little ashamed in her heart, but also a little relieved. Someone had seen it. It was better to have a leader than to carry it on his own. After hesitating for a moment, he walked into the room and heard the bodyguard shouting.    

    

"Let's play a game! We can't let such a beautiful sister-in-law go to such a cheap price. As best men, we can't stand it anymore. If we don't go through eighty-one difficulties, how can we prove our sincerity?"    

    

"Right!" The bespectacled man said.    

    

"Of course!" Da Gang agreed with him with both hands.    

    

This should have been the bridesmaid making things difficult for the groom. Now, it was the other way around. The best man making things difficult for the groom.    

    

- The content came from [Mugu Reading].